![]() ![]() Yeah, I’m definitely in love with Leslie. Oh, Leslie? Yeah, that makes a lot more sense. ![]() I mean, I joined to put myself through college and uh, it’s, I’m just a desk jockey, but it’s rewarding, so uh, yeah, I guess I’m “in love” with the Army. (“Christmas Scandal” - Dave explains why he asked Leslie to move with him as he’s relocated by his Army Reserve unit)ĭave: I don’t know. Leslie: -Where I graduated summa cum laude in History. (“Soulmates” - Leslie asks Tom to rate how interesting he finds certain facts about her on a scale of 1-10) Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself… He’s a grown man. Ron: Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. (“Telethon” - Ron explains his libertarian philosophy) Leslie: I’m gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean?- I’m not buying cocaine. (“Road Trip” - Leslie tries to excuse herself subtly) (“The Camel” - Tom is moved by abstract art) Ron: I have the Dorothy Everytime Smurf Girl Trophy for excellence in female stuff.ġ8. Leslie: 26 certificates, plaques, ribbons, trophies, medals and miscellany certifying that I am the kind of person who deserves recognition for her achievements. (“Woman of the Year” - A prestigious women’s award goes to Ron instead of Leslie) Own a nightclub called Eclipse that’s only open for one hour, two times a year. Contact lenses that display text messages. A new brand of bottled water called H2Ho. Jean-Ralphio: This guy has some of the best investment ideas I’ve ever heard in my life (“The Fight” - Jean-Ralphio comes to Tom for an investment idea) Leslie: You’re literally listening to turkey calls.Ģ0. (“Hunting Trip” - Ron tries to deny the existence of an all-male hunting trip) Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.Ģ1. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Ben is my boss, technically. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. Ron: How long have you been sleeping with Ben? (“Lil’ Sebastian” - Ron confronts Leslie about an office affair) (“Jerry’s Painting” - Chris tries to set Ben up on a date)Ĭhris: Wooh, sparks are flying! I may have to call the fire department. Tom: Well I just told you my ID, so what’s the crime here? Parking while Indian?ĭave: No, there’s no stereotype about Indians sitting in vehicles.Ģ3. (“The Stakeout” - Tom is questioned by a cop) I mean, here’s the thing though: Who is that?Ģ4. If not, then watch anyway–I left off a lot a of great stuff:Ģ5. (“Galentine’s Day” - Andy and his band practice for a show )īandmate:Maybe if you sang it like Louie Armstrong?Īndy:Maybe. If you like what you see, then tune in for tonight’s season premiere at 8:30. In fact, I was so excited that I decided to compile the 25 funniest moments from the first three seasons. Earlier this week, I mentioned that one of the two shows I’m most excited to see come back to TV this fall is NBC’s Parks and Recreation. ![]()
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